I'm in your feed I'm on your wall
I haunt your dreams I rule them all
Your coffee break your traffic jam
I'm that voice - "yes you can!"

Every movie every show
Dubbed so bad but here I go!
Lip-sync fails? Who even cares?
As long as you buy in pairs!

Skip me? Oh no you won't!
Mute me? Haha nice try!
I'll be back in five seconds flat
With a jingle that makes you cry!

Genius scripts? Those days are gone
Now it's "hot girls eatin' neon"
CGI steak? Looks so real
Bet you crave that plastic meal!

"ACT NOW! Buy one get none free!
Revolutionary new socks - now with LEFT and RIGHT labels!
100% satisfaction… is a state of mind!"

Billboards glow my voice is loud
I'll be printed on your shroud!
No escape no place to hide—
Buy now! Before you die!

Skip me? Oh no you won't!
Mute me? Haha nice try!
I'll be back in five seconds flat
With a jingle that makes you cry!

Skip me? Oh no you won't!
Mute me? Haha nice try!
I'll be back in five seconds flat
With a jingle that makes you cry!

Skip me!

Skip me!

Skip me!

Skip me!

Buy now! Before you die!